Dəmascz Food Truck
The best Food truck
ever Witnessed
in The st. louis area
please Hold (the applause)
and try the Ghost pepper cole slaw.
Greetings!
A fake food truck that serves Ghost Pepper Cole Slaw.
Hello there Customers! How are you this day? Can I get you anything? Such as ghost pepper Cole Slaw?
Have a good day!
*eyes begin to glow*
Hours and Locations
The food truck is open for business on the solstices from 3 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Currently, the St. Louis Metropolitan area is the only area where the food truck can be seen in the wild.
Contact
The address is 1234 Cherokee St, St. Louis, MO 63118. You may call the number (314) 722-8342 although it will not lead to the food truck.
Contact Shia Labeauf for the password.
Catering
The food truck is available only to those who truly need it. Since no one currently needs the food truck, the food truck is unavailable.
Press
If any members of the press come looking, they are not invited. Journalism is worthy of respect but no press passes are available.
Black Lives Matter!
Black Americans are routinely discriminated against, bothered, silenced, sucked into the legal system, harassed, ignored and otherwise mistreated. It is the position of the Food Truck that this is a bad state of affairs.
If you have trouble with the statement Black Lives Matter, go fuck yourself.
